Extra: BLAST YOUR SPEAKERS, AMERICA.

I was up all night exploring McCain. At first it was just a bit awkward. Then, things just got weird.

United States Senator John McCain (R-AZ) will announce on Thursday that he will file the necessary paperwork to put together a Presidential Exploratory Committee. ABC News has more. Note to John “stay the course” McCain, you have failed to lead over the past six years. You are washed up, you are old news. You lost in 2000…get over it.

Rudy Giuliani (R-NYC) will set up a Presidential Exploratory Committee. That’s right folks, Rudy’s in! 2008, here we come!