Never watched Bret Baier before. Never will again. Worst. Anchor. Ever.

Our nation’s capital–the swampland, the village, the District, DC–became the sixth place in the nation to recognize the importance of marriage equality as same-sex marriage became legal. Congratulations to the new couples in DC who have chosen to make their love official.

It was cold and drizzling outside the City Courthouse just after 6 a.m. on Wednesday, but no one seemed to mind among the same-sex couples waiting excitedly for the chance to apply for a marriage license.

“This is a dream come true,” said Sinjoyla Townsend, 41, as she smiled ear to ear and held up her ticket indicating she was first in line with her partner of 12 years, Angelisa Young, 47. “We wanted it so bad.”

Gay-rights advocates hailed the day as a milestone for equal rights and a symbolic victory as same-sex marriage became legal in the nation’s capital.

And shockingly, good for Chief Justice Roberts and his decision to reject a request from opponents of marriage equality to put the new law on hold. John Roberts sure is fabulous.

Can it get any worse? Even in the midst of what sounds like a very bad situation for Congressman Massa, there is some irony in the reporting out of Roll Call and POLITICO. Both have chosen divergent paths in their editorial of the Massa retirement, as is evident in these headline screenshots.

Roll Call:

POLITICO:

UPDATE post-Massa press conference: